A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
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Hym "Stickiness Game sounds like a way for YouTube parasites right off what they're are actively doing to me. 'I'm not just stealing credit for a thing it's a law of the universe' sounds familiar. Sounds like Jordan Peterson. I don't see how YOU don't see that it isn't a super big deal if your kids are getting shot-up all the time. If this is the kind of shit you're doing I'm just not all that surprised you're kids are getting raped and murdered all the time."
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Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.
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"Can u come over and wear my Jordans and place your foot on my balls as I jerk off and cum then can cum all over my face?"
"I can give you the Sticky Stepper but if you want a facial you'll have to buy me dinner"
"I can give you the Sticky Stepper but if you want a facial you'll have to buy me dinner"
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