Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).

You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!

by Lil'lee July 5, 2018

Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.

"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"

by GRANYshifterTSi December 16, 2009

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 17, 2010

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015