cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

painter's key

A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.

Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.

by B SIDE December 17, 2018

Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"

(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)

by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021

Keys

On websites where the term "kys" or kill your-self is banned users will say keys to indicate their ill will directed towards another.

"fuck you asshole keys"

by cumguy4 June 23, 2023

Key-Lime Pie

Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.

Guy: I gave this sexy Latina chick a Key-Lime pie last night.

by LovelyRotting June 27, 2015