An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed at once and becomes stoned past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.
Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!
Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S
Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S
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What you say when you say something stupid and feel bad about it. Like when a dog puts his tail between his legs when he feels bad.
What you say when you say something stupid and feel bad about it. Like when a dog puts his tail between his legs when he feels bad.
Johnnyboi134: i like seeing ur undies, can i see them now
johhy'sgurl452: no u perv ur sick
*johhy'sgurl452 is away*
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Get the tbl mug."TBTC," is an acronym for Too Big To Care. It's another way for us big folks to say fuck you and still appear nice. It is synonymous with "TBTF," or Too Big To Fail which includes our government, most of our banks, and GM.
Brad: Hey I am just short of my mortgage payment by $100, do you think... is there any way I could get an extension?
TBTC: I am sorry we are TBTC on this issue.
Fast forward one year later: Brad has adopted a radical crash diet known as freeganism. He's lost 30 lbs, and thanks to TBTC he has no proper place bathe, sleep or eat. He finds a bag of what appears to be safe Chinese food. He catches swine flue, and 4 hours later dies on a park bench in New York City. Since Brad has no family other than his sister--who happens to be on vacation in China--he is buried in an unmarked, mass grave.
TBTC: I am sorry we are TBTC on this issue.
Fast forward one year later: Brad has adopted a radical crash diet known as freeganism. He's lost 30 lbs, and thanks to TBTC he has no proper place bathe, sleep or eat. He finds a bag of what appears to be safe Chinese food. He catches swine flue, and 4 hours later dies on a park bench in New York City. Since Brad has no family other than his sister--who happens to be on vacation in China--he is buried in an unmarked, mass grave.
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