"TBTC," is an acronym for Too Big To Care. It's another way for us big folks to say fuck you and still appear nice. It is synonymous with "TBTF," or Too Big To Fail which includes our government, most of our banks, and GM.
Brad: Hey I am just short of my mortgage payment by $100, do you think... is there any way I could get an extension?
TBTC: I am sorry we are TBTC on this issue.
Fast forward one year later: Brad has adopted a radical crash diet known as freeganism. He's lost 30 lbs, and thanks to TBTC he has no proper place bathe, sleep or eat. He finds a bag of what appears to be safe Chinese food. He catches swine flue, and 4 hours later dies on a park bench in New York City. Since Brad has no family other than his sister--who happens to be on vacation in China--he is buried in an unmarked, mass grave.
TBTC: I am sorry we are TBTC on this issue.
Fast forward one year later: Brad has adopted a radical crash diet known as freeganism. He's lost 30 lbs, and thanks to TBTC he has no proper place bathe, sleep or eat. He finds a bag of what appears to be safe Chinese food. He catches swine flue, and 4 hours later dies on a park bench in New York City. Since Brad has no family other than his sister--who happens to be on vacation in China--he is buried in an unmarked, mass grave.
by Celaries October 17, 2013