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TBTC is an acronym for "Too Blackout To Care." It is used to describe a person who is at such a level of intoxication that they cannot be bothered by trivial matters.
Those guys who just walked in aren't even part of her birthday bar tab, but Reena is TBTC right now.

That place we're going to in the Meatpacking District is charging a $40 cover, but we are TBTC.
TBTC by AKB007 July 4, 2012
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TBTC is an acronym for a global male sexual empowerment movement called Take Back The Cock. The basic mission of the movement is to restore the apparent inequity between females and males in terms of who is in control of dictating the timing, duration, and frequency of sexual intercourse.
My friend complained to me that he thought he was going to go home with a girl but got denied, so I said, "TBTC or STFU!1"
TBTC by tulasi February 24, 2004
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"TBTC," is an acronym for Too Big To Care. It's another way for us big folks to say fuck you and still appear nice. It is synonymous with "TBTF," or Too Big To Fail which includes our government, most of our banks, and GM.
Brad: Hey I am just short of my mortgage payment by $100, do you think... is there any way I could get an extension?

TBTC: I am sorry we are TBTC on this issue.

Fast forward one year later: Brad has adopted a radical crash diet known as freeganism. He's lost 30 lbs, and thanks to TBTC he has no proper place bathe, sleep or eat. He finds a bag of what appears to be safe Chinese food. He catches swine flue, and 4 hours later dies on a park bench in New York City. Since Brad has no family other than his sister--who happens to be on vacation in China--he is buried in an unmarked, mass grave.
TBTC by Celaries October 17, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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