Tablo

an extremely talented Korean rapper/artist/writer/musician;
the very definition of PERFECTION.

"The answer to everything lies inside this, the newfound map of the human soul."
"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo

by krayzieTluv February 15, 2009

tableweed

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?

by winkler December 9, 2008

tabea

a sexy chick who makes everybody laugh. people love her for who she is- a beautiful young woman nobody can resist.

you're so tabea.
wow today you look just as tabea.

by lovelygirlyy February 5, 2010

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Tabloid

1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.

2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.

Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?

Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!

by Kryotheory May 21, 2011

tabernac

Tabernac is one of the worst curse words you can use in French Canada. French Canada has a strong tradition of Roman Catholicism and this sacriligious word takes the word "tabernacle" in vain.

"tabernac' de fou", "c't'une tabernac d'affaire, là"

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...

Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.

by KforKendetta November 29, 2010