Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

Surprisarrhea

Diarrhea that occurs suddenly and unexpectedly during urination. This is merely unpleasant for those who chose to sit while urinating, but devastating to those who are standing or otherwise unprepared to handle surprise diarrhea: e.g., those without the means to cleanse their suddenly muddy buttholes.

I thought I just had to pee, but as soon as I started, I had surprisarrhea.

"Where's Frank?" "He had surprisarrhea at one of the urinals and had to go home to change pants."

by Kavvli October 31, 2020

surahn

A very handsome , smart , gentleman. That’s is very loyal to all . Keeps the vibe good and means well . Often born with a HUGE A🍆.. just saying..

My boyfriend “ Surahn “ is the best man I have ever been with !

by TRUTH BE TOLD ! November 11, 2020

Surpreception

When you suppress your suppression

Oogway's death was so fkd the only way i cope is through surpreception

by oliver Vallelonga October 1, 2020

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.

I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.

by ishields March 30, 2021