mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

by Chrypt November 8, 2017

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023

squirrliewhirl

a really cute baby squirrel who runs around in circles and is very hyper

Omg look at that squirrliewhirl.

I have a pet squirrliewhirl and I think he has ADHD because he is very very hyper.

by omgz_rainbow_sweg July 6, 2014

Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.

This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.

1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.

by Ryan Browne January 9, 2009

squirral

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

by tom November 11, 2003