The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

by x Chewy x September 4, 2018

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

SG Ace of Spades

SG Ace of Spades or Spades Gang are a clan full of chads that can hack, nuke and raid people. Come join Spades uh because yes

Dude i joined SG Ace of Spades (Spades Gang)

by Do be JoSh October 8, 2020

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand

Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.

by rinkle123 January 5, 2011