Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

explosive sock

the act of when someone has a tube sock at a party and takes a wet shit in it and then puts an m80 in the sock lights it and throws it and runs like hell

hey i gave that party down the road the explosive sock

by mr georgy the handgun September 27, 2023

Sock twins

Two guys who are both normal and happen to notice they are wearing the same socks

I was changing shoes after the pick up game and notice this guy was my sock twins

by That cat who knows March 08, 2017

Sock Bottom

When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.

Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.

by 2020Logan July 21, 2011

Angry Sock

When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm

Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me

by KetLova69 February 15, 2019

The wrong socks

When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day

Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks

by Biggest pollard ever August 09, 2020

Flipping a Sock

When your doing dry anal, you pull out, and the person’s anus flips inside out... like when you take your sock off!

Marks flipping a sock rn bro let him do his thing

by Bo Mamba 69 July 18, 2020