Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.
Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
by FOE908OG January 15, 2018
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Jamies Socks

A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,
Jamie:ahhhh

Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks
by Suckthedirtypoo January 07, 2013
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weed socks

weed infused socks so your feet can get high. If you burn them and inhale the smoke, you will also get high. Fios are very addicted to them
wow man im so high because i just bought some weed socks
by olivia is stupid December 24, 2020
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Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.
After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”
by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021
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Slimy socks

When a persons feet sweat so much that when they take off their shoes, it's soaked in sweat and the sock has started drooping off the foot. Term was most likely started in the locker rooms of schools.
Eww Eric, your have slimy socks.
by potatoali August 10, 2017
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Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.
Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”
by caz321 April 22, 2019
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Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.
"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"
by yardsale May 01, 2014
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