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Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021
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Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character
"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"
by pee pee fish July 17, 2020
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Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
by Professor Potato May 1, 2020
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Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.
Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day
by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020
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Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
by names-epicc June 6, 2021
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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
by MacedonianT March 17, 2020
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Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.
-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone
by Shmup May 6, 2020
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