Runner Runner Up The Ass

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.

Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.

by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009

four runner

A group of guys stand in a line and one by one, they rectally penetrate another male. The line must have at least 4 guys to be qualified as a four runner.

John wants us to come over for a four runner.

by mmmmmbacon June 12, 2009

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

bust-a-rutgers

to win a race or game, when all odds are against that team; that team should not win, and has no right to win.

it is such an advantage to have that turn in the race so it is quite easy to bust-a-rutgers last year.

by cntdouble May 24, 2007

Cross Country Runners

A bunch of idiots who think it is fun to run far distances, in all kinds of weather and terrain, all in short shorts.

"Look at those stupid cross country runners running on the sidewalk!"

by Walrus500 April 19, 2010

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

Rutgers Crew

A former powerhouse in the EARC during the 1970's which has since made a steep, drastic decline toward that bottom. The program has two divisions, the varsity and the freshmen, the latter having made a swoop to rock bottom after an 8 length loss to Princeton. Also, Rutgers frosh are predicted to hand over 14 shirts to the Syracuse freshmen in three days.

1. I suck as bad as Rutgers Crew

2. I'm queer like Rutgers Crew

3. Rutgers Crew -- 'nough said

by I hate Rutgers Crew April 7, 2004