Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

gooch punch

A punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between anus and penis / vagina.

If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.

by Oliver Williams December 18, 2005

punch up script

A script that is rewritten with jokes, one liners, and cultural references to make it more appealing to a different audience then the original script was intended for.

The new anime series brought to America has a punch up script made for children.

by Mr. Jordan August 20, 2006

punch list

1. (noun) List of items for a project that still need to be completed after a project is closed and handed over to the requestor. These are items not necessary to start and run the process but were part of the project scope.

2. (noun) List of people or things that need to be literally or figuratvely punched. This list is typically held by a project manager or engineer and often contains the names of those who caused punchlist items.

1. Guy 1: We are two days late on intalling this pipe. How can we get this done?

Guy 2: Just put in the pipe and we can punchlist the insulation. We can come back next week and get it.

2. They delayed us 2 days and cost us $500k extra? Oh yea, the pipefitters are on the punch list.

by longshot162 May 12, 2011

cactus punch

placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.

Angela was extra horny Tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. Incredible!

by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

punch above your weight

Boxing idiom used to describe being in a situation where you're overmatched. Can be used in relation to other sports, as well as relationships.

"That fox was bound to leave you, Fat Albert. Next time, don't punch above your weight."

by gutshot74 September 21, 2011

punch meat

A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.

Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?

by bmxatx December 2, 2007