playing rod

Playing rod is a term for gay people playing with boners

Jimmy I had fun playing rod with you.

by ;()()()() April 21, 2018

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playing with items on

being a mssive bitch

"hey, that nerd is playing with items on!"
"LET'S GET HIM"

by booking_yeah April 23, 2018

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Playing as Kirby

When a girl/guy swallows a man’s entire dick while giving head. The saying is a reference to the Nintendo character “Kirby”, who is defined by his ability to swallow anything and gain its power.

Dude, last night Stacy was giving me some crazy head. She was definitely playing as kirby.

by hellanoma January 3, 2018

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A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

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Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"

"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

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Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

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