scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014

peacan pie

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014

snicker pie

A pie made with snickers, duh.

Yo man wanna go get a snicker pie at Denny's?

by Firefoxxx September 5, 2015

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

jit pie

A jit pie is a pie filled with used condoms. It is a logical extension of "jit-bag," a bag full of used condoms.

She is full of more semen than a jit pie.

by Retor Nob November 22, 2017

piggy pie

A sexual move where the woman proceeds to spit his ejaculate into the mans mouth

Person #1: did you just give me a piggy pie?
Person 2: yes, gross isn't it

by dechamp January 24, 2018