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Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.
"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."
by Mesapie January 16, 2009
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obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated
a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old
by i'm not obama January 5, 2023
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bone-a-phone

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.
by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004
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phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.
Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.
by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006
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phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries
Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.
by Yeeper July 22, 2006
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Phonebook funny

Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.
Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.

Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.
by zardoz73 October 30, 2009
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cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.
Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.
by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006
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