One Night Stand 

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.

Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"

One Night Stand by Bari January 29, 2006

one eyed mule 

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

one eyed mule by briar gates November 4, 2004

one-eyed winking midget 

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

one-eyed winking midget by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change 

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

one view 

to be narrow minded.

"that man only has one view."

one view by joel cheetham September 10, 2005

One's Blood is Drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean and now in modern times where it is used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Usually used after someone has angered or upset you. The phrase is considered to border on being hostile. Other variations/meanings include "What the fuck!" or "Screw you bitch". Sometimes it could be interpretd as "I'm to fucking kill you you mother-fucker!" in extreme circumstances.

Person1:"Hey your a fat piece of shit"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"

One's Blood is Drawn by coopi December 9, 2008

one-om-manship 

a state of higher yoga-induced bliss, from the comic strip, Cathy, by Cathy Guisewite

In any competition, we exhibit one-upmanship. When we are competing in how good we are at yoga, we exhibit one-om-manship

one-om-manship by Una Malachica January 17, 2008