Uncle Ray: I'm going to the coffee clutch and I hope my dirty pot licker nephew Joe doesn't show up.
by jimmybomm January 17, 2023
by longBALLS3 March 07, 2021
The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers February 22, 2016
by Ballin Colin June 30, 2011
by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017
When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.
by Shackabitch October 26, 2019
When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.
"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )
Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg
Orientation dokey pots
Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg
Orientation dokey pots
by Brooklyngregg October 15, 2023