Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 6, 2023