Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Muff muncher

Definition: a lesbian.

— A woman who eats pussy.

Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!

by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.

"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, March 12, 2025

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010