hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.

The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

God Monster

A person who has exceeded multiple levels of power and can kill anything and everything by simply looking at them.

That guy is to good, be must be god monster!

by I40 Blitzkrieg February 10, 2020

Monster Island

The free weights area of any gym.

Harold wanted to learn to lift weight, but he was intimidated by the denizen of Monster Island, so he went to Body Attack instead.

by StSeanoftheKnife May 12, 2013

Freak monster

Someone who does all types of freaky shit in bed. Will try anything

Jayden- “Bruh you hear about Licia getting tied up and piped by Keem and RayRay?”

Cameron- “Ahhh man she a Freak monster..Gotta get on that”

by XXXTAEJJKSKI December 6, 2021