He-Monkey

A girl who u would look at and instantly run away from her man-ish looking face. A very ugly girl, unpleasant to the naked eye, very atrocious looking female.

Man i was walking down the street and i saw dis He-monkey, instantly i projectile vomited everywhere.

by Hudimus November 19, 2010

Pill Monkey

Someone who consumes an excessive amount of MDMA on a regular basis as part of their night out. They will usually gurn like a lunatic and be completely unaware of their surroundings, often listen to old school, hardcore or cheesy anthems and wearing a shell suit

"I hate going to festivals there is always a bunch of Northern pill monkeys, half of which are on the rob to spoil it for everyone else"

by Ged Carroll November 22, 2003

monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

Monkey Diddler

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003

Monkey Chug

To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.

My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!

I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.

by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009

Monkey Friday

It's the day to go bananas.

Dude its monkey friday. Time to go bananas.

by monkeyfridaycreator August 23, 2011