Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016

muffa

Mark Holland

..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.

by Rigs April 28, 2003

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

muffalo hunting

usually a loser that can't get any kickass girls on his own,
without spending some hard earned cash.

went out with Ronny last nite you know the guy from the chess
club, guess he was muffalo hunting because it wasn't payday yet.

by RSD#5 February 21, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010