Mexican BLT

Mexican BLT (beans lettuce and tomato sandwich) due to extreme poverty in Mexico, they use beans instead bacon.

Boss: Mexican BLT again Jose?
Employee (Jose) times are tough boss and can't afford bacon
Boss: you're right Jose, at this pace and with the current cost of living I'll end up having Mexican BLTs everyday...

by Sathaniel February 25, 2022

Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Mexican Lovefest

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.

Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008