Big Hairy American Winning Machine

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.

Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.

by allhandsin July 23, 2009

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

the machine

also a pretty cool place to hang out on a friday night...on the Isle of Man of course
whey hey for the machine...it does rock it does

ummm, sitting down the beach with guitars randomly jamming and singing...then walking back up to the machine for a huge hug involving everyone in that building...now that sums up the machine!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

by snootch May 11, 2003

Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

by mgklover4lifelol September 7, 2021

Ghost Gumball Machine

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!

I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

by Zachary Andrew Taylor November 2, 2006

Machinegunkelly

A white rapper from Ohio who won a rapbattle against Eminem.

Killshot was bad, Machinegunkelly won for sure

by 420raphael69 April 2, 2020