John Michael

A pretty funny guy, superb music taste. Dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .Always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.

"is that guy listening to Ballroom Blitz? What a John Michael!"

by coastruca May 13, 2018

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

John Petrucci

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.

John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.

by Euroboy July 24, 2008

John Hagee

A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.

John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008

john carlo

Pogi, handsome, sexy, funny, outgoing but most of all pogi!!

Uy, John Carlo! Ang pogi mo talaga <3

by shmexyyy February 15, 2014

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too

Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CannoliCream February 2, 2006