When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it
by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019
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"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"
"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"
"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"
by thentheresmee January 25, 2010
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a pronoun double entendre:
1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.
2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.
2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
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2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.
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Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019
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