jerk-out

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it

John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.

by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019

guilt jerk

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.

"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"

by thentheresmee January 25, 2010

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and blow your load on someone's body

"I just did a Public Jerk on this hot damn girl"

by Person54 May 26, 2018

National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019