Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017

Jerk off bun

A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game

I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.

by Jabony December 10, 2015

circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.

I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in

by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023

writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.

I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.

by mordredlefay June 29, 2011

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.

by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003