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Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.
When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017
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Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.
John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.
by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013
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writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.
by mordredlefay June 29, 2011
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circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023
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No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020
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Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
by KyleP March 22, 2007
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jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.
by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003
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