cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021

phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

by hex_ten December 01, 2003

Pork Pipe

Vulgar slang for the male penis.

I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

by tjfromchicago July 17, 2012

They're all pipes

Psychological justification for urinating in any type of fluid basin which is drained through a network of plumbing.

Caeser peed in the aqueduct because Cicero told him "they're all pipes".

by DREWBLOOD October 21, 2004

barbecue pipe down

Simply where you dump barbecue sauce on your significant other and start piping her down to the point where the barbecue sauce evaporates

Game is Game!!!

“Yo did you clean the barbecue sauce off your headphones”

Dude did you said “ do you like that barbecue pipe down”

by Billy billy 123 September 01, 2023

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013

PVC Pipe Job

Take 3 feet of PVC pipe then coat the inside in body temperature lube (96.8 degrees) then slide your penis into the pipe. After that get a partner to insert a cockroach into the other end of the pipe and to blow the insect to the end of your tube with your penis and allow the cockroach to crawl around. Optional: have your partner suck the cockroach out at the end.

Damn, Bethany just gave me the best PVC Pipe Job I’ve ever had.

by Amish_Lover January 29, 2019