Definitions by tjfromchicago

Pork Pipe

I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

Merch

An instance where you respond to a situation that most would find tragic, offensive, or vulgar, with laughter and general good nature.

Tim had a major freak moment last night: he saw an old lady get hit by a car, and he laughed for 15 minutes straight.

Merch