the holders

A condition in which the sufferer resists the persistent urge to pass gas for fear of having a bowel movement.

I can't wait to get home and explode into the toilet. I've had the holders all day long!

by russbro February 18, 2012

submission hold

When a girl during sex, wants a short time out.

have you ever made a guy tapout by squeezing your legs around his head in a submission hold

by Scroogled November 24, 2013

1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009

pulling a holden

The kind of guy that will drop his mates at the last minute and take a dildo in the ass.

Kevin was supposed to meet me here but he hooked up with a bird and decided pulling a holden was a better idea.

by inked_matt January 6, 2012

holder

the term maening to fart in bed and hold your girlfriends head under the blanket until she eventually stops moving

man,i did a holder on leanne last night and she aint moved since.think i'd best call an ambulance.damn that strong vindaloo

by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

choke hold

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

by Robin January 6, 2004

hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005