Hog

Hi how are you I did you get your homework and your phone number so so sorry to miss your call bye love bye see if I wanna was.

I hog you now now go to your room and do your homework.

by Tefvb June 20, 2019

Chihuahua-Hog

An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.

I saw an 18-wheeler hit a chihuahua-hog the other day and almost kill him.

by iCaveman May 30, 2025

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Fat Hog

To pack a fat hog, meaning you packed a 3/4 of a tin of Grizzly or Copenhagen mint (long cut obviously). The size of your lip usually visible from 20 feet away, and only true dippers send it.

Yo dude, I packed a fat hog yesterday and gutted it all!

by iShredDaily October 8, 2020

Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020

Tugging my hog

Another slang term for masturbation.

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024