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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
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by juddily November 24, 2024
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Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.
by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025
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hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.
Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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Sticky hairy

When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
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hairy lisa

The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .
"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.

"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .
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