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I hate my life

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.
I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
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Stop Asian Hate

A crocodile tears campaign by Asians to play the victim of being subject to hate crimes by an increasingly disenfranchised, improverished minority of white people as their online rights are curtailed by Asian financial magnates, their inability to own property due to overseas investments and the backlash that led to multiple murders.
The Stop Asian Hate campaign was to many white people believed to be fight for sracism against white but Jim knows that this was just Asian countries telling him to suck it up as he lives in a rented shoebox apartment and his ability to post his opinions online was censored.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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"Turn on the hate"

This is a request to have the car radio tuned to the local conservative AM radio for the latest traffic and weather conditions. Usually asked two-minutes before the those reports are schedule to be announced, ex: at 7:48am for the 7:50am update. One must listen to two minutes of bile spouted by the conservative show-hosts while you wait for the useful information. Inspired by the "Two-Minute Hate" described by Orwell in "1984".
"Turn on the hate", looks like traffic is slowing down up ahead.
by Ula Barber January 28, 2009
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Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from
by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021
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edu-hate

An extremely sarcastic way to to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"

Randy : Wow. That reminds me of my favorite song Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.

Ace : Ugh, so I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 9, 2008
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Dont hate, go skate

a steezy line used when persecuted by skater haters.
Cop: get off those f***** skateboards skate trash!

Skater: hey man, dont hate, go skate!

Cop: donut break
by SouthBaySkater11 January 20, 2011
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Spect-hate-ing

Scrolling through the comments of an Internet post just to find outrageous arguments.
Alex2013- "This video is awesome!"
SludgeMan45720- "Fuck you, asshole! One direction sucks cock!"
Me- "Don't mind me, just spect-hate-ing."
by Deez Nut May 28, 2015
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