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Rent Free

A phrase originally meaning whenever someone can't stop obsessively thinking about something or someone, particularly something unimportant, or someone who isn't even remotely thinking about them in return.

However, due to overuse by morons, has come to just be a regurgitated, automated response to criticism of something someone doesn't want criticized. Often used as a coping mechanism whenever an actual, intelligent rebuttal can't be made.
Person 1: "I don't like this restaurant. Every time I go there, the tables and chairs are sticky and the service gets my order wrong."

Person 2 (smugly believing they are somehow making a point): "Oh yeah? Well, that restaurant is living in your head RENT FREE!!!"
by Papergrin August 6, 2021
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Free Range Yard Ape

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.
jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.
by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003
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Free Healthcare

American Friend:I think I twisted my ankle.
Me: Thank god I live in Europe and I can just go to hospital and get free healthcare.
AF: Damn I wish that was in USA
by patykij December 15, 2020
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set you free

I'm so horny, I will set you free!
by ccexxp1 February 18, 2011
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free-dumb

The freedom to made dumb things a reality
Any person that spends time making hate groups on face book.
Higino:"Guess buddy got out again"
Danny : yeah, "but he has the free-dumb to make it back"
Q:"You see the hate group on face book that slags people" ?
A: you know at least we live in a county that give people the free-dumb to do that"
by motley1 February 27, 2009
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Free Keene

Free Keene is the name of a group of free staters (or at least people who describe themselves as libertarians, voluntaryists, and "anarcho"-capitalists) who live in Keene NH and participate in libertarian-oriented activities in the town. These activities include smoking weed in the town common, standing in front of police cars, walking naked in public, illegally parking their cars, refusing to pay taxes, standing outside the local high and middle schools screaming, "School sucks!" in an attempt to persuade students to drop out of school, drinking beer in court, and participating in the black market/"agorism" as attempts to either remove "victimless crime" laws or for the sole purpose to defy the laws.

According to a February 2011 report on WMUR-TV, Free Keene's civil disobedience tactics are mostly hated by Keene residents, who deem them as offensive. The report also informed viewers that each keeniac stay in jail costs the town $100 per day in taxes.
Last time I was in Keene I saw members of Free Keene holding a nudie sit-in to protest state obscenity laws.
by 603explorer July 11, 2011
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