Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.

"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."

by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

Shirt

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.

Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!

by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023

Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004