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Flutter Face

A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
by Banff97 May 11, 2013
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Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."
by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
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Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
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kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.
He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.
by AETC October 1, 2013
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Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.
Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!
by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013
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Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
by Davis P March 13, 2014
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Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.
"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."
by AKTaylor January 27, 2015
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