Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you
Evan is the best
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Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 22, 2022
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Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful
Evan is a dick
by Orange0799 December 09, 2019
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A fugly muggy smugly piggy ugly
Evan is a asshole
by Coolbasterd45 November 28, 2022
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Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.
Oh he took care of his girlfriend the whole time she was sick?
He's such an Evans
by heyyylove November 28, 2019
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A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
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A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."
by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020
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