lynyrd skynyrd drunk

Drinking large quantities of hard liquor and rampaging throughout the ensuing blackout period.

Last night, Tim got Lynyrd Skynyrd drunk and threatened my kids.

by MC Stig January 8, 2010

Bathtub Drunk

The act of being so drunk that you can not remember the part of the night where you punched your friend in the face, took off your shirt and went to sleep in the bathtub.

I was just having a couple drinks, next thing I know I'm waking up shirtless in the tub. I was totally bathtub drunk.

by Samuel J. O'Brien January 13, 2008

Fuck Drunk

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk

Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.

by codster3339 December 19, 2011

skunk-ass drunk

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!

Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"

by rush4psu October 8, 2014

leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.

Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.

by spamania December 30, 2007

piss drunk

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated

Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.

by jim gordon October 9, 2005

White Girl Drunk

To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.

Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.

*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.

by Colin Edward Scheidt July 26, 2010