drunkberry

Using one's blackberry when intoxicated to harass or amuse friends, or especially co-workers.

"So I'm totally going to drunkberry that girl from accounting tonight and make an ass outta myself"

by BKN August 14, 2007

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

LEE DRUNK

drunk way beyond your bodies ability

damn did you see that guy still standing he must have taking 20 shots. Now thats LEE DRUNK

by clev kev August 27, 2007

drunk slut

A drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her all night. She likes to dress sexy in short skirts and tiny tops that show off her tits. It doesnt matter if she is married, she will let anyone take her home or into an empty room to do anything he wants.

Kathy is a 54 year old Drunk Slut. She loves to go to to bars or parties dressed like a whore and as soon she she gets buzzed she feels her pussy get wet. Last Saturday she went to a bar wearing a tiny mini dress that showed off her 36c tits and her sexy married ass. After a few drinks she danced with a young college boy. She started grinding her body against him and he grabbed her ass as they danced.
Kathy could feel her dress pulled up over her thighs and knew everyone could see her exposed ass.
The boy led her to the bathroom and she let him fuck her against the wall. He filled her shaved pussy with cum and then had his friends fuck her like a slut. She went home with 5 loads of jizz dripping from her pussy and ass.

by btld January 12, 2008

drunkasaurusrex

A drunk person who sometimes does crazy, or (i.e. stupid things) but is still invited back every weekend to hang out.

Damn, this guy is a drunkasaurusrex, I think well have him back around next weekend anyways, good entertainment.

by Chris Bridges April 22, 2005

nigger drunk

Drunk to the point of immobility achieved through the mass consumption of 40 ounce malt beverages. Nigger drunk individuals often engage in sex for money in order to sustain their habit. Being nigger drunk frequently ends in one of three conclusion jail, a stabbing, or sleeping under a bridge.

Tom is nigger drunk again and just sucked dick for crack.

by Alex and Matt September 18, 2005

give you the drum

1. To give someone the honest truth, usually in a blunt, straightforward manner.
2. Said at the end of a sentence to confirm truthfulness, seriousness or sincerity

She had big, juicy tits, ill give you the drum

by Michael Rose July 15, 2007