Devi Rely

'Devi Rely' is a common Auto Correction for 'Definitely'.

It really has no significance, whatsoever.

So, you completely wasted your time reading this.

*Someone* - Love is a wonderful feeling, hmm? Wouldn't you agree?

*You* - Devi Rely! <3

*Someone* - Dude, what is that suppose to mean?

*You* -Ohh, *definitely* Stupid Auto Correction.

by EMILY CHEYENNE January 1, 2012

Devil's haggis

Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.

Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.

by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013

Device virginity

When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.

Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 10, 2014

devil's pretzel

2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.

Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.

by Queen C.R November 17, 2015

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.

I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon

by Thuglynast February 10, 2017

devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016