cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole

Open up here comes the cum fist!

by cumfist OG October 23, 2017

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Cum-rad

Someone who will be there for u to cum in even in the darkest times

My uncle is my cum-rad

by Lord of cum September 6, 2020

cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009

Cum Bucket

1. A hoe that after she dumps you goes and fucks everyone of your friends then your dad because all she likes is fresh cum in her ass just like when your little sister finds out she likes dick.
2. Could also be a bucket that all your friends cum in for 2 months then dump it on the cum bucket that fucked all your friends.

Friend 1: "hey u know that girl i was dating last week? ya well turns out she's a cum bucket cause she broke up with me then fucked all six of my friends."
Friend 2: "That sucks man. She's great at sex though dude i did her good."
Friend 1: "well as long as u went 100% i guess it's okay..."

by Professor Cockermcblockerson June 8, 2018

Cum nickel

Cum nickel is a widely spread word meaning you suck and no one likes you. It originated in Australia and is a common word among ‘eshays’

Your a cum nickel

by Cacahonk January 27, 2022

Tears and cum

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

by Big -d March 12, 2019