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A word you call somebody who pisses you off or is very annoying. Very similar to -fag- but is more "appropriate" when out in public. A faj is someone who can't take a joke, is annoying, whines all the time, and pretty much anything you want it to be. Faj can be used in place of words that you may forget how to pronounce and is a fun word to joke around with. You can use faj however you like. Everything is faj. The world revolves around the word faj.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Oh nothing much, just went with some faj to a movie."

Girl 1: "Did you see Anthony? I heard he's a furry."
Girl 2: "Wow, what a faj. I bet he let's his dog lick peanut butter off his d***."

Girl 1: "Dear god! What is that smell!?"
Girl 2: "I think it's that girls fishy faj!"
Girl 1: "Someone should teach her some proper hygine."

Person 1: "What the faj."
Person 2: "You're a faj."
Person 3: "Shut up, Faj's."

You can Faj.
You can BE a faj.
You can GO faj-jng.
You can smell like faj.
You can taste faj.
You can LOOK like a faj.
You can faj off.
You can do anything with faj.
by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016
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A word you call somebody who pisses you off or is very annoying. Very similar to -fag- but is more "appropriate" when out in public. A faj is someone who can't take a joke, is annoying, whines all the time, and pretty much anything you want it to be. Faj can be used in place of words that you may forget how to pronounce and is a fun word to joke around with. You can use faj however you like. Everything is faj. The world revolves around the word faj.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Oh nothing much, just went with some faj to a movie."

Girl 1: "Did you see Anthony? I heard he's a furry."
Girl 2: "Wow, what a faj. I bet he let's his dog lick peanut butter off his d***."

Girl 1: "Dear god! What is that smell!?"
Girl 2: "I think it's that girls fishy faj!"
Girl 1: "Someone should teach her some proper hygine."

Person 1: "What the faj."
Person 2: "You're a faj."
Person 3: "Shut up, Faj's."

You can Faj.
You can BE a faj.
You can GO faj-jng.
You can smell like faj.
You can taste faj.
You can LOOK like a faj.
You can faj off.
You can do anything with faj.
by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016
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A very sweet and charismatic girl who likes cat. Like. Reeeaaallly likes cats. If you ever met her then you'd know that you will never be loved by her as much as her cats. Maegn can flame on the spot so don't fuck with her. She can be very indecisive but is always here to help out her friends. Maegns' will say they dont like drama but in reality, they secretly love it. Even though Maegn may seem like she doesn't care some times, she always is a shoulder to lean on when in need and can give the cold hard truth to those who may not want to hear it but need to. This girl is very open and has a killer sense of humor that will have you waiting to hear more jokes and roasts. Maegn is a self conscious girl but in reality is very beautiful, though she may not believe it. Maegns' also enjoy playing video games, some of which are for little kids but mainly anything on a Playstation will do. She has probably been through an emo phase at a younger age that she now regrets but looks back on and laughs. All together though, any Maegn that you meet, you should keep her in her life. She is an amazing person and deserves the best that she can get. (IS A BADASS)
Person 1: "Woah did you see that girl? She's hilarious!"
Person 2: "Haha yeah, that's Maegn for ya!"
by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016
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The companion that will love you no matter what in Fallout 4. Dogmeat won't complain when you do drugs or kill random people for the hell of it. Dogmeat will love you no matter what. You've probably at some point grown attached to Dogmeat, but who hasn't? He can help you find items and enemies and can also wear goggles and bandanas which makes him even cuter.
You: -Kills random person on Fallout-
Dogmeat: -Still loves you-
You: -Does drugs-
Dogmeat: -Still loves you-
You: -trys out a different companion who turns out to be annoying as fuck-
You: -Realizes Dogmeat can't be replaced.- -Goes back to Dogmeat.

Dogmeat is amazing
by TheOfficialFaj June 17, 2016
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The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.
Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"
by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016
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