cronchy

anything extremely nasty, usually referring to a really nasty whore

Did you hear about that cronchy girl who dropped out of school because she got prgnant?

by W. O. M. A. N. January 3, 2008

Katie Crotch-Hands

Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.

So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"

by Mar.Ley February 4, 2008

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

by david kingston April 27, 2006

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008