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Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
by 8res August 19, 2018
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free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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