Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

by Andy&Will October 17, 2008

Cake Eaters

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

Crab Cakes

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!

by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008

Daddy Cake

DaddyCake is when someone references just one of the two brothers who created Daddy Cakes® the brand of "Just Add Water" baking mixes and products sold in specialty stores and online.

Hey Daddy Cake, Where is your good looking brother? Daddy Cake-Cupcakes are your best friend! Levi is the most Daddy Cake - No way, Dan is more Daddy Cake. Cupcake, There is no room for any fake Daddy Cakes®

by Daddy Cakes November 3, 2008

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure

Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!

by Dolberto October 14, 2008

wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 6, 2005

Twinkie Cake

Often refers to a homosexual man's butt hole (always referring to the bottom). Mostly describes the butt hole of a slim, blond, and slutty gay (also known as a twink), but can be used to describe any bottom depending on context and to whom you are speaking. It is usually accompanied by some reference to a twinkie (dessert) but that is not always needed.

1. "Did you get any last night?"

"Fuck yeah I did, I filled some sluts twinkie cake with cream"

"Oh shit."


2. "Boy, why you walking like that"

"My twinkie cake got filled last night"


3. "You like this dick baby?"

"Oh yeah, fucking fill my twinkie cake."

4. The jizz was dripping out of his twinkie cake after he barebacked

by mikeytabc2233 March 6, 2009