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human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer May 12, 2014
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bink

the hilarious occurance of a headshot glancing off the opposition's helmet, making the classic *bink* sound while not inflicting the normal amount of damage for a headshot. made popular by a video of some dude that got real pissed when it kept happening.
{TTCDave| - WTFUX!>?!?
{TTCDave| - THAST BULSHIT I GOTS ME A SHEADSHOT!!!
{TTCDave| - FUCKIN..!!1
{TTCDave| - *BINK*
by speede May 20, 2004
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China Blank

The blank stare you get from someone who doesn't understand what is going on.
Dude that girl last night was awesome, she just lay there with a china blank the whole time I was doing her
by creodas July 10, 2010
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binks

n. a generic nickname used to describe any upstanding individual in one's personal network. Variations: binky, binkazoid, bink-bonk, banks, bianks.
Hey Binks, how's Grandma Binks feeling? Binks said I should ask you.
by binks January 22, 2005
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Binky

a person who is awesome in a strange way.
the characteristics for a binky is curly brown hair, brown eyes, and agressive behavior.
Dude, Binky looked at me with his brown eyes and then slapped me on the head!
i hit him back in the balls.
by Willi the Great May 27, 2009
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binker

A person who disses another
He is a Binker
He totally Binked me
I just got Binked by her
Dont Bink me, call me back.
by ONIKA PATEL November 25, 2003
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Blank

\'blangk\ noun 1: a person who is void of any tattoos. not having writing, marks, body art, or ink anywhere on their body 2: an individual having unlimited spaces on their body to be filled with tattoos 3: someone who is going in for their first tattoo 4: a pristine, unmarred, untattooed, boring body
"Can you believe he was a blank before he got that zipper tattoo around his neck?"
Do not be afraid to approach the blank. Although they may appear to be different and have a slight white eerie glow, never fear .... they are not contagious.
by Mistress Q February 8, 2008
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